February 2010
itsjannelle:
I think having a dog would give me something purposeful yet interesting to do with my time.
Bestiality, what?
Dear Samantha M.,
Good luck on your driving test.
Try not to kill anyone. Just try. It doesn’t matter if you actually do.
Well, just don’t kill anyone on purpose, then it’s all good.
Complete chat log.
Shimmey 1001: caesare disapproves of all of my chat posts
"Steven": and why is that?
Shimmey 1001: he said theres too much
Shimmey 1001: and i was like
Shimmey 1001: never enough!!
"Steven": I AGREE!
Holy shit.
philosiphego:
Does Steven ever shut the hell up!? >: (
J/k, but the chat posts are getting
A LITTLE BIT TOO OUT OF HAND HERE ..;_; XDDDD
No, Steven does not EVER shut up, and there will never be enough chat posts.
Yes. Yes you shall.
Shimmey 1001: so, if you talk to me on aim, youre gunna end up on tumblr
Shimmey 1001: just so you know.
"Steven": lovely
"Steven": hahahah
"Steven": so if i go: LALALALALALLALALA
"Steven": i shall see it on tumblr?
"Steven": hahah
AP test
Shimmey 1001: i should not have taken AP
Shimmey 1001: i dont wanna take that stupid test
Shimmey 1001: or at least not pay for it
"Steven": me neither. not even looking forward to that
Shimmey 1001: like i would just bomb the test if it werent a shitload of money
"Steven": HAHAHAHA THATS A BRILLIANT IDEA
"Steven": JUST WRITE ON THE ESSAY PART "EFF ENGLISH"
Shimmey 1001: YEAH
Shimmey 1001: like just bubble in "FUCK"
Shimmey 1001: haha thats what smurf did on star tests
"Steven": HAHAHAHHA
"Steven": I LIKE THAT
Shimmey 1001: i know! best idea ever
Shimmey 1001: and for the essay
Shimmey 1001: just write about why you hate english.
"Steven": or just write in tagalog
Shimmey 1001: HAHA
"Steven": thats a complete win
Lol @ Steven for just agreeing to everything.
Shimmey 1001: lol, amen to that.
"Steven": hahahahha
"Steven": its frickin soooooo true
Shimmey 1001: lol yeah
Shimmey 1001: i hate english classes
Shimmey 1001: i came here to learn english, not learn to fucking analyze poems and shit
"Steven": YES
Shimmey 1001: like all the other classes live up to their titles
"Steven": YES THEY DO
Shimmey 1001: and fucking english goes around fuckin things up
That happened.
Shimmey 1001: hello sir
"Monzon": why hello =)
Shimmey 1001: because hi
"Monzon": ...
"Monzon": nice.
Shimmey 1001: thats what she said
"Monzon": ...
"Monzon": D=
Shimmey 1001: lol
So,
My dad put wheels on my sax case. It will be slanted when I put it down on its side, but now I can just roll my sax around, like I’ve always wanted to do.
Me = excited.
HA!
Finished writing my thought piece.
I sorta read. No, I actually read like 5 pages, picked a passage, then wrote about it. And Sparknotes filled me in, so that my essay reflects that I have knowledge of how the novel ends.
So basically, I just need to do my study guide. And while I really should do it, and it would really help for the college bowl tomorrow, I technically have another day to do...
January 2010
HA!
So I didn’t actually yell it out this time. But I did finish my project, AND the explanation thing. It’s probably done hella wrong, and I’ll realize it when I read it in the morning, when I’m not half asleep.
But this means I only have to
Read
Thought Piece
Study guide
Aw yeah.
schedule for the next few days.
philosiphego:
awalkingsatire:
today (Saturday): do ALL homework (ha! not gonna happen). practice driving.
Sunday: church, Discovery Kingdom orientation (totally weak ‘cause i’m not scheduled at the same time as everyone else), drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive
...
Today
Go to John’s Incredible Pizza. Man.
Get back home, do project.
Read Invisible Man ch24-end.
At least start thought piece. I might finish tonight.
Tomorrow
Finish thought piece, if it’s not already done.
Do at least half the study guide
Put wheels on my sax case
I like lists. I feel more organized.
John's Incredible Pizza
My Brother: John's Incredible Pizza, man!
Me: What's a pizza man?
My Brother: I think it's obvious
Me: So is he like, made of pizza, or does he make pizza, or does he just like pizza
Silence....
My Brother: He's made of pizza.
Me: YES! That's the best one! So does he make pizza too?
My Brother: Well, he grows pizza....
Me: No, like does he have sex with pizza women and make little pizzas?
My Brother: Ew.
Yes
Finished reading Invisible Man….
On Sparknotes….
Hey
Follow these ppl.
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HA!
Literally what I yelled out as I closed my English binder and threw it across the couch when I finished my learning logs.
But I still need to:
Read Invisible Man from ch18-23 on sparknotes
Read the actual ch24-end of Invisible Man
Do my “Towards self definition” project
Write a Thought Piece on a passage in ch24-end
Do at least half of APGov study guide.
Fuck woolard for giving...
Wowowee
awalkingsatire:
the only show where you can see a Filipino lady play a game of Hip Hip Hooray with another Filipino lady, only the second one’s dressed up as an Amazon warrior. “Hip hip!” “HOORAY!!!!!!!!!”
good lord.
the first lady won. I laughed. I hope this is on YouTube somewhere.
I heard my dad blasting that from the other room.
Dear drumline & guard,
Good luck at evals today.
I’m sure you’ll kill it.
Reblog if you've read all 7 Harry Potter books.
yerawizardharry:
okaylove:
ilfoot:
You win at life.
I read the last one in 12 hours. Like, I literally sat in bed for 12 hours STRAIGHT reading that book. I was very surprised when there was no more sunlight in my room, and my clock said 12AM.
My brother said
I shouldn’t joke about women not being equal, and Nazi stuff, and racist stuff.
BUT THAT’S THE FUNNIEST SHIT.
Dang.
So I went to go eat a muffin like a minute ago.
Then I thought of something i hella wanted to Google.
When I got to my computer, I completely forgot.
breaking out
yeeitscarolyn:
rachelaye:
shimmey:
rachelaye:
on my forehead! Its sooo annoying. -_____- it wont go away even if i hella wash my face. ugh. haha. okay. waiting for my dad to come home cause im bored and hungry and its too dark downstairs to make soup.
Before you go to bed, wash your face, then put toothpaste on any spot that’s breaking out. Leave it over night. It should be gone, or...
breaking out
rachelaye:
on my forehead! Its sooo annoying. -_____- it wont go away even if i hella wash my face. ugh. haha. okay. waiting for my dad to come home cause im bored and hungry and its too dark downstairs to make soup.
Before you go to bed, wash your face, then put toothpaste on any spot that’s breaking out. Leave it over night. It should be gone, or considerably better in the morning.
so now what?
mizzleaneous:
tumblr = crazy busy confusing
AGH, how do you work this thing?! my eyes hurt. >_<
tumblr crash course, because I’m procrastinating.
Posting
Post funny stuff that has happened in text, conversations (AIM) in chat, pictures in photo. So on, so forth.
Post about your day, your thoughts. Whatever.
Following
Follow people that post funny interesting stuff.
Follow...
Rhetoric
Shimmey 1001: i love rhetoric
playitmarcat0: me too, but not when they can't back they shit up
Shimmey 1001: true
Shimmey 1001: but it isnt cheap
Shimmey 1001: rhetoric will buy you hella shit
playitmarcat0: hahaha
i miss my ridiculously overpriced lip balm.
mizzleaneous:
i just made a tumblr. but don’t get me wrong, i still love me some twitter.
HANNAH MUH!
Welcome to tumblr. You’ll learn to love it much more than twitter. Lol.
Shit that I need to do.
Find State of the Union Address, watch and take notes. I was having dinner/washing dishes. Ugh.
Write a paragraph for that LGBTQ shit from yesterday. I’m already tolerant to gays. Shit.
Read Invisible Man, at least up to Chapter 21.
Take a shower.
So I’ve decided not to sleep tonight. Yeah.
Just saying
awalkingsatire:
yeahbuddymrbiasca:
State of the union address > homework
always. hahaha
For me, State of the union address = homework
PROCRASTINATION
All friggin’ day.
I should take a shower.
And read Invisible Man.
That will happen.
Eventually.
Conventions
Shimmey 1001: i feel crazy
playitmarcat0: that's nice
playitmarcat0: lovely
Shimmey 1001: naw cuz uh
Shimmey 1001: in english
Shimmey 1001: mr woolard was saying that
Shimmey 1001: people are made up of different "selfs"
Shimmey 1001: like my "self" that plays sax is not the same that writes essays
Shimmey 1001: like having different personalities
Shimmey 1001: rather than one diverse one
Shimmey 1001: feel?
playitmarcat0: sure
playitmarcat0: that makes sense
Shimmey 1001: ok
Shimmey 1001: so, you know how philosophers are like, obsessed with finding out who they are?
playitmarcat0: okay
Shimmey 1001: and like, you know how
Shimmey 1001: when a friend that youve known for hella long tells you something hella important about them
Shimmey 1001: and it changes how you see them
Shimmey 1001: like, they arent the same person?
playitmarcat0: uh huhhh
Shimmey 1001: so like
Shimmey 1001: ive been wanting to know who i am
Shimmey 1001: but
Shimmey 1001: there could be like over 9000 different selfs in me
Shimmey 1001: so how can i know myself?
playitmarcat0: lol
playitmarcat0: maybe you can't
playitmarcat0: well, i have an idea
Shimmey 1001: i know i cant and it sucks
playitmarcat0: each of your selves pairs up and gets to know another self
Shimmey 1001: lol
playitmarcat0: there! half the work, all the result!
Shimmey 1001: HAHAHAHA
playitmarcat0: just, like, switch around
Shimmey 1001: that is the funniest shit dude.
playitmarcat0: "Hey, Math Teacher Samantha, do you know anything about Sax Playing Samantha?" "no, go ask Two Scarves Wearing Samantha"
playitmarcat0: SEEE
playitmarcat0: IT'LL BE LIKE A SYSTEM
Shimmey 1001: HAHAHAHA
Shimmey 1001: and they could write reports
Shimmey 1001: and make presentations about each other
playitmarcat0: exactly! problem solved
Shimmey 1001: like a samantha convention!
playitmarcat0: HAHAHA
playitmarcat0: BEST KIND OF CONVENTION
Shimmey 1001: or better yet, a samantha m convention
playitmarcat0: indeed
“He that lives upon Hope, dies farting.”
– Benjamin Franklin. allegedly a typo; it’s supposed to read “fasting.” but whatever. also, Franklin liked older women. (via awalkingsatire)
I like the typo version better.
Mahatma Gandhi on homosexuality
yerawizardharry:
Two gay Englishmen came to Gandhi in the 1930s and asked him what he thought of their relationship.
The Mahatma asked some questions and for a short time fell silent.
Then he said, “The greatest gift God gives us is another person to love.”
Placing the hands of each man in the other’s, he quietly and with a smile asked, “Who are we to question God’s choice?”
(via...
reblog with one or two words to make a story
solaravada:
emmahundreds:
tuckuhhh:
twentyseconds:
rileymae:
ohcharley:
thewhiteoleander:
alaskalee:
vintagexpurple:
sexisviolent:
kategosselin:
breeawnuhh:
ashley-la:
Today
I went
to school
and saw
edward cullen
who was
sucking his
OWN PENIS
WHICH WAS
sexually arousing.
and I
killed him
with a
blender
